That'll Never Happen No More
By Tom Egel
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LYRICS
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We once elected a president
I don’t think we really knew what it meant
The worst one since I’ve been alive
Let’s just call him number forty five
Oversized ego and undersized crowd
What’s in his head, he just says it out loud
A moral compass he surely lacks
He doesn’t care, he has alternative facts, well
That’ll never happen no more (x2)
They said he was for the common man
Talked in ways they could understand
He only said what they wanted to hear
He made sure, they had plenty to fear
Misogyny is a character trait
Always looking for someone to hate
He says he is a big businessman
Likes to grab, with his tiny hands, well
That’ll never happen no more (x2)
He says the media treats him unkind
It’s all in his vindictive mind
Has no clue about wrong from right
Hide the kids, keep them out of sight
He used the office for personal gain
Made money from hotels with his name
No respect for the rule of law
He abused the emolument clause, well
That’ll never happen no more (x2)
Person, woman, man, camera, TV
A stable genius with a great memory
When he finds out he is wrong again
He pulls out, a Sharpie pen
Tear gassing people for a photo op
The order came right from the top
Stood outside a church, didn’t utter a sound
With a bible held upside down
That’ll never happen no more (x2)
Then the virus killed some regular folks
He tried to say it was all a big hoax
Ignored the experts as the evidence grew
Tweeted lies and everyone knew
They stormed the capitol on his command
Now he’s got blood on his hands
Said it was rigged, but the result is clear
Like a miracle, he will disappear, and
That’ll never happen no more (x2)